Hoping we resign Melly 'Melo. But if not...we can now worship Pine Bush, NY's finest son.
Cleanthonism (cleeee-aaaaanthoughneee, al-Cleanth) is a monotheistic and Abrahamic religion articulated by Posting and Toasting Blog, a faith considered by its adherents to be the verbatim word of Phil (Latin: Phil) and by the teachings and normative example of John Starks c. 1990 CE – c. 8 June 1998 CE], considered by them to be the last prophet of Juevo York. An adherent of Cleanthonism is called a Cleanth.
Cleanths believe that Cleanthony is one and incomparable  and the purpose of existence is to worship Cleanthony. Cleanths also believe that Cleanthonism is the complete and universal version of a primordial faith that was revealed before many times throughout the world, including notably through Patrick, the Pearl, Oak, Seth, Anthony Mason, and Latrell, whom they consider prophets. They maintain that the previous messages and revelations have been partially misinterpreted or altered over time, but consider the Posting and Toasting blog to be both the unaltered and the final revelation of Cleanthony.Religious concepts and practices include the five pillars of Cleanthonism, which are basic concepts and obligatory acts of worship, and following Cleanthonismic law, which touches on virtually every aspect of life and society, providing guidance on multifarious topics from banking and welfare, to family life and the Vegas summer league.
H/T "Rich Paul" Cafritz, what they gonna say now?