---Melo walks out of meeting with Chicago---
Melo: Aw, man, that was awesome. I'm gonna be a Bull!
Agent: We still have to meet with Houston.
Melo: Aight, aight. But after that I can sign with the Bulls though, right?
Agent: Sure.
---Melo meets with Rockets---
Melo: What a douche.
Agent: Morey?
Melo: Yeah, him too.
Agent: Oh, Howard.
Melo: Yeah, him too.
Agent: Harden?
Melo: Bingo. Besides, why they gotta disrespect my man Lin like that? I woulda wore 17.
Agent: OK, so it's on to the Lakers.
Melo: The Lakers? OK, but then I can sign with the Bulls right?
Agent: Sure.
---Melo meets with Lakers---
Melo: Aw, man that was AWESOME! I wanna sign with the Lakers! It's perfect.
Agent: Just one thing though.
Melo: What?
Agent: Winning. Remember you said you wanted to do that.
Melo: Shit, oh yeah. That's true. (Dials phone). Hey Lebron, Wassup? Whatchu doin? Yeah? No shit. Naw, that's cool. Bye.
Agent: What's up?
Melo: LeBron signing with Cleveland. Damn. So LA's like awesome, but except for the winning thing. If I go to the Bulls, I can have the winning thing, but if I go to the Lakers, I get to hang out in LA and everything, but I don't get the winning thing.
Agent: Probably not.
Melo: Man, I don't know what to do. I'm so confused. Lakers or the Bulls. Lakers or the Bulls.
Agent: Why don't you take a few days to decide?
---A few days later---
Agent: So, have you made up your mind?
Melo: I can't decide between the Lakers and the Bulls, but I figured out a perfect solution!
Agent: What's that?
Melo: I'll sign with the Knicks! That way I don't have to decide between the Lakers and the Bulls! See how that works?
Agent: Uh... yeah, sure.
Melo: I'm a friggin' genius - you gotta admit!
Agent: Uh... sure, (does calculations of 20% of 124 million vs. 20% of 90 million).. yeah, you ARE a genius Melo!