Know the Opponent

Know the Coaches: Playoff Edition

I told you'd we be covering the playoffs at P&T. Well here's the first of several postseason analyses...Meet the Coaches!Eastern ConferenceFlip Saunders-Detroit- Flip is widely considered to be one...

Know the Opponent: Charlotte Bobcats

#15 Alan Anderson- In between games and practices, Alan attends weekly Porn Addicts Anonymous meetings.#23 Derek Anderson- Derek possesses a basketball card collection that consists solely of his...

Refamiliarize Yourself With the Opponent: New Jersey Nets

Meet the Nets!#8 Hassan Adams- Hassan is often seen talking to no one in particular during games because he has a Jiminy Cricket-like organism nested in his hair that critiques his every move.#2...

Refamiliarize Yourself With the Opponent AGAIN: Toronto Raptors

Meet the Raptors!#7 Andrea Bargnani- Andrea has bucked the trend of NBA stars with shoe deals to land a series of endorsements for Chef Boyardee.#4 Chris Bosh- Chris suffers from a rare condition...

Know the Opponent: New Jersey Nets

Meet the Nets!#8 Hassan Adams- Hassan is often seen talking to no one in particular during games because he has a Jiminy Cricket-like organism nested in his hair that critiques his every move.#2...

Know the Opponent: Chicago Bulls

Meet the Bulls!#35 Malik Allen- Most NBA fans don't know that Malik is the league's most avid proponent of S&M. He posesses a wide array of weapons and contraptions and frequently holds bondage...

Know the Opponent: Detroit Pistons

Meet the Pistons!#1 Chauncey Billups- Contrary to popular belief, Chauncey's nickname, "Mr. Big Shot", does not refer to his late-game basketball heroics. The name, in fact, originated from his...

Know the Opponent: Milwaukee Bucks

Meet the Bucks!#42 Charlie Bell- Charlie recuperates from Buck losses by heading to Chuck E. Cheese's and routing little kids in Pop-a-Shot.#6 Andrew Bogut- Andrew justifies his missed shots by...

Know the Opponent: Minnesota Timberwolves

Meet the T-Wolves!#30 Mark Blount- Mark looks perpetually sleep-deprived because he suffers from a prolonged addiction to late-night infomercials.#31 Ricky Davis- Though Ricky enjoys the game of...

Know the Opponent: Philadelphia 76ers

Meet the Sixers!#20 Louis Amundson- No one speaks to Louis in the locker room because they assume he's Eastern European.#25 Rodney Carney- During the offseason, Rodney is the eyeliner-wearing...

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Refamiliarize Yourself With the Opponent: New Orleans Hornets

Yet another recycled KTO. Should be the last one for a little while, as we have Philly, Minnesota, and Milwaukee coming up this week.Meet the Hornets!#12 Hilton Armstrong- People who think that...

Refamiliarize Yourself With the Opponent: Dallas Mavericks

Here's yet another recycled KTO. More of these to come.Meet the Mavericks!#13 Maurice Ager- Because of his tendency to wander away from the Mavs' practice courts, Maurice has been fitted with an...

Refamiliarize Yourself With the Opponent: Cleveland Cavaliers

Here's a rehash of the Cavs KTO. There are gonna be more and more recycled KTO's as the season winds down. Deal with it.Meet the Cavaliers!#6 Shannon Brown- Shannon, like Kobe Bryant before him, is...

Know the Opponent: Orlando Magic

Meet the Magic!#1 Trevor Ariza- Trevor wears his jersey extremely baggy to hide his 6 extra arms.#30 Carlos Arroyo- The Magic brought Carlos in last year not for his point guard skills, but rather...

Know the Opponent: Cleveland Cavaliers

Meet the Cavaliers!#6 Shannon Brown- Shannon, like Kobe Bryant before him, is splitting time between basketball and an ongoing court case. Shannon's case, however, is over whether or not he can...

Know the Opponent: Dallas Mavericks

Meet the Mavericks!#13 Maurice Ager- Because of his tendency to wander away from the Mavs' practice courts, Maurice has been fitted with an electric shock collar.#11 Jose Barea- Jose urinates in...

Refamiliarize Yourself With the Opponent: Toronto Raptors

Yeah. I'm lazy. Here's your recycled KTO from Wednesday.Meet the Raptors!#7 Andrea Bargnani- Andrea has bucked the trend of NBA stars with shoe deals to land a series of endorsements for Chef...

Know the Opponent: New Orleans Hornets

Meet the Hornets!#12 Hilton Armstrong- People who think that Hilton has an unusual first name should meet his brother Best Western and his sister Comfort Inn.#33 Brandon Bass- Brandon arrives to...

Know the Opponent: Toronto Raptors

Meet the Raptors!#7 Andrea Bargnani- Andrea has bucked the trend of NBA stars with shoe deals to land a series of endorsements for Chef Boyardee.#4 Chris Bosh- Chris suffers from a rare condition...

Know the Opponent: Washington Wizards

                                    Meet the Wizards!#0 Gilbert Arenas- One day last summer, a 9 year-old boy named Billy spilled some grape soda on Gilbert's new pants. Billy was apologetic, but...

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