I watched Oprah (it just happened to be that I picked the right day to play hooky from work), and was going to do a post about it, but I didn't really get much from it.  So here's my notes:

-Oprah introduces Steph by saying he "wows the crowds" in a rhyming, Clyde Frazier kinda way.  I'm inspired to pitch an idea for a game show called "Beat Clyde" in which a contestant will watch a video clip of something random with Clyde Frazier, and they'll trade rhymes on the spot... like for your animal shows clips, it'll be like a clip of a sea cow mother showing it's offspring some love, and Clyde will say "Manatee with the humanity", and you'll have to beat it somehow.  (sidenote: yes, I'm still drunk.  Yes, last night didn't end until 11 this morning.  Yes, I'm sleep deprived).

-Steph is rocking a nice cream suit.  Where to dress up to impress the O.

-Check that - it's not a suit.  He has grayish pants, and a blazer that isn't quite the same color.  Not so smooth looking after all.  The blazer's color?  According to the GF, it's sherbet.  I don't know what color that it, but she explains that it's actually an ice cream flavor.  Cue the pic of sherbet ice cream.

-O: "What's been the reaction (to the sneakers)?"
Steph: "I've felt so many reactions... one lady, I felt her soul when she hugged me..."
Conclusions: Steph's offseason regiment includes groping souls.  Maybe he can try that during a game on Vince Carter, so we can get a definitive answer to whether or not he even has a soul.  

-The O reveals to Steph that SJP told her it was his sneaker line that inspired her to start a low-budget clothing line.  Steph seems not to interested in "comparing the two", since his sneakers are a far more socially conscious product.  The Soul Molester 1, SJP 0.

-Stephon Marbury gets compared to The Toothpaste Man (Boy?), a children's book I never read, by the ten year olds.  The school is Patrick Daly School in Red Hook (a.k.a. the part of Brooklyn that is impossible to get to by subway, and at the foot of the Battery Tunnel).  I once went to a show in Red Hook.  It took me three days to get back home.  It involved shady bars, crazy ass bodegas, hitchhiking, and swimming.  Escaping Alcatraz was easier.

-Steph's face is really red.  Like a bad sunburn.  Dude's offseason regiment apparently involves groping souls on the beach.

-And that's it for the Oprah segment.  As a sidenote, according to the Post, while he was in Chicago filming this segment for Oprah, Steph checked in on Eddy Curry.  How do you think that conversation went?

Yo, Eddy, what's up?
Chilling.  Eating deep dish pizza.  It ain't no Sbarro's.  Did you bring me some Sbarro's from NYC?
Alriiight.  Um, see you next season.

The last line is suppose to be Eddy Curry saying: "Hey, you look just like my favorite flavor of ice cream", then Steph is like "alriiigh, see you next season".