What up, ladies? Fresh off their second straight heartbreak, the Knicks are in Utah ("The Ostertag State") to face the Jazz (I know this has been beaten to death, but the fact that Utah's team is called the "Jazz" is hilarious. I've been to Utah, and no place on earth is less jazzy. Seriously. Ohio is jazzier). Renaldo Balkman, if you haven't heard, will be out, which doesn't bode well for a Knicks team that's already short-handed and stayed up late last night. Should be interesting.

Meanwhile, my intramural soccer team (The Dumpies...a story for another time) needs me tonight, so I'll probably miss the first half of the game. I will definitely back to catch the second half, though, and will recap to the best of my abilities. If any of you guys think you can produce a better recap than me (note: if you can think, you can produce a better recap than me), feel free to do so. Get them W's.