Game Thread: Knicks at Sonics- 2-2-08

by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 9:41 PM EST in Game Threads Comment 40 comments

Oh, hi. You're still here? Alright, then. The downtrodden Knicks end their disappointing Western road trip this evening with a visit to Seattle. After 4 straight heartbreaks in would-be upsets, the Knicks finally get to face a losing team in the Sonics. Will New York finally register a win against weaker competition or will the weary Knicks lay an egg?

I'll be here for the thread and to recap later on. We deserve a victory at long last. Get them W's.

(P.S. That guy up there? One of my favorites of all time.)

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mike crispino

(turns the volume down slightly)

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by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 10:01 PM EST reply actions

one of my favorite Crisp moments

and I have like a top 50 Mike Crispino moments list that I keep, is during the Knicks-Bucks game. just listen to what he says after Curry hits the three:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZxlDgn_DdwI

sounds like Howard Dean slurring 6 different words together

Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

by Arichmix on Feb 2, 2008 10:36 PM EST up reply actions

His commentary during the Francis buzzer beater

was my favorite, though.

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by JoshL on Feb 2, 2008 10:37 PM EST up reply actions

Kinda ironic....

that Shawn Kemp is on the cover for SI for Kids, considering that if a child reads this, there is a 20% chance that he or she is the child of Kemp himself

Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

by Arichmix on Feb 2, 2008 10:07 PM EST reply actions

zing!

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by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 10:10 PM EST up reply actions

Touche

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by JoshL on Feb 2, 2008 10:15 PM EST up reply actions

STOP SHOOTING.

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by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 10:17 PM EST reply actions

scary moment

I could have sworn I saw Steve Francis in a Knick uniform, and I was like "What the hell?", but then I looked closer and said, "Oh, it's just Fred Jones"...but then I remembered, "Oh shit, Fred Jones sucks balls".

so I went from horrified to relieved to clinically depressed all in a matter of a few seconds.

Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

by Arichmix on Feb 2, 2008 10:38 PM EST reply actions

s* f****

I need to install a censor to bleep that name out all over this website. Watch your language, young man.

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by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 10:42 PM EST up reply actions

there are five letters in his first name.

i know.

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by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 10:42 PM EST up reply actions

You could say you mean "shit"...

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by JoshL on Feb 2, 2008 10:48 PM EST up reply actions

terribly sorry

he shall remain nameless from me from here on out

Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

by Arichmix on Feb 2, 2008 10:49 PM EST up reply actions

cha cha slide

anybody get as excited as I do when they hear, "Everybody clap your hands" from the stadium PA systems? no matter where the location, time, or situation, I gotta clap my hands along to it.

Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

by Arichmix on Feb 2, 2008 10:50 PM EST reply actions

agreed.

it should be added that i can go down low. all the way to the floor.

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by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 10:53 PM EST up reply actions

I'm godawful at dancing

Then again I'm a fat white guy, so that's a given.

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by JoshL on Feb 2, 2008 10:56 PM EST up reply actions

that's the thing about clapping your hands!

everybody can do it. even us white folks.

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by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 10:57 PM EST up reply actions

That's the only part of the Cha Cha Slide...

that I can do properly. :|

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by JoshL on Feb 2, 2008 10:59 PM EST up reply actions

can't be true.

i bet you can take it back now y'all.

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by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 11:00 PM EST up reply actions

it's ok JoshL

I know quite a bit of overweighted white people who do the cha-cha slide quite well. I try not to stand too close to them when they have to hop due to fear of falling and getting trampled, but they do it better than some slim minorities

as an Indian, my people don't traditionally dance well unless it is in a massive group (look up any Indian people dancing on youtube), so the cha cha slide works perfectly for me. until that guy tells me to cha cha real smooth and I have to do something original and on my own, I kinda get screwed there.

Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

by Arichmix on Feb 2, 2008 11:10 PM EST up reply actions

"I know Clyde"

According to Clyde, that's "The secret password".

Take that for what you will.

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by JoshL on Feb 2, 2008 10:55 PM EST reply actions

Jamal is so selfish

He's making all his jumpers now, but where were those made shots when we needed them last night? Oh, you can't get us a basket when we need to win, but you can score meaningless shots in the 2nd quarter? What a jerk. He probably clubs baby seals and table tops the elderly in his spare time.

Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

by Arichmix on Feb 2, 2008 11:01 PM EST reply actions

whoa

major clock issues

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by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 11:07 PM EST reply actions

I love how Jamal

is hot in THIS game, one of the more useless ones. Thanks.

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by JoshL on Feb 2, 2008 11:29 PM EST reply actions

Did Clyde just called Durant "Durunt"?

and was it done on purpose?

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by JoshL on Feb 2, 2008 11:31 PM EST reply actions

probably

this is the same guy who's been saying "borkman" for quite a while.

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by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 11:34 PM EST up reply actions

That's become such a running joke in our house

that and the way he adds that pause inbetween things he says. Such a genius.

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by JoshL on Feb 2, 2008 11:36 PM EST up reply actions

Collison

it pisses me off whenever I see Nick Collison do well because I really wanted the Knicks do draft him in 03, but NO, we had to take Sweetney. oh well, if we had taken him, maybe we wouldn't have taken Lee as we had reached our quota for white rebounders, so maybe it's all for the best

Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

by Arichmix on Feb 2, 2008 11:40 PM EST reply actions

nate's down

fuck. looks like a thigh bruise.

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by Seth on Feb 2, 2008 11:59 PM EST reply actions

Nate is hurt?

Oh shit.

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by JoshL on Feb 2, 2008 11:59 PM EST reply actions

This game is boring as hell

I'm half tempted to not even care and just turn it off out of sheer boredom.

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by JoshL on Feb 3, 2008 12:14 AM EST reply actions

Since when

does Durant HIT threes?!

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by JoshL on Feb 3, 2008 12:23 AM EST reply actions

Wow.

What a shitty roadtrip.

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by JoshL on Feb 3, 2008 12:30 AM EST reply actions

what kind of shot is that????

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by Seth on Feb 3, 2008 12:30 AM EST reply actions

wow

...god damn. New York Knicks (or should I say, assholes posing as Knicks), you suck very badly. just kill yourself, that's for the best

Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

by Arichmix on Feb 3, 2008 12:30 AM EST reply actions

did not see the game

but i did get to learn that arichmix was indian and joshl is white and overweight so i cleared up more important things in my life.

just for the record i think seth is 8 foot and spits hot fire (like a dragon or dylan your choice)

by antnyk on Feb 3, 2008 1:51 AM EST reply actions

i'm 12 feet tall

but otherwise you're on point

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by Seth on Feb 3, 2008 12:27 PM EST up reply actions

also could u imagine

if we won all 5 games cuz every game this was EXTREMELY possible. we could have been feeling amazing by the end of the week but now we know for sure this is a beasley/rose/gordan/mayo year.

or kenny george if only because if he curry and zbo are on the floor at once no doubt the court will crack in half

by antnyk on Feb 3, 2008 1:53 AM EST reply actions

I didn't even watch

I'm trying to come up with reasons to care about this season anymore, other than pulling for more lottery balls.

by HUSTLE HARDER on Feb 3, 2008 8:01 AM EST reply actions

You see what Isiah's admitting today??

No consistent point guard = no consistent success! Like I've BEEN saying, fuck winning this year! Everybody repeat after me: DERRICK ROSE, DERRICK ROSE, DERRICK ROSE! I'm starting to think Miami is tanking too, trying to get Beasley.

by HUSTLE HARDER on Feb 3, 2008 9:38 AM EST reply actions

I said the same thing about the Kings

earlier this season. I wanted Derrick Rose. I'm now at the point that Beasley and Rose would be on my wish list lol. (The Kings don't suck. They're just stuck in the West at the moment. Unlike the Knicks where they've been Isiah'd so long it's impossible to hate them.)

When will Isiah's reign of horror end? I want to hate the Knicks again....

by pookeyguru on Feb 3, 2008 2:35 PM EST up reply actions