12. New York: 34-48. If this team somehow makes the playoffs, I promise to blog on Posting and Toasting for a week. Tell me how a Zach Randolph/Eddy Curry post combination will work together, especially when the team's two starting guards (Jamal Crawford and Stephon Marbury) pound the ball into submission. Tell me how it makes sense to block David Lee, not harness Nate Robinson, and not find minutes for Renaldo Balkman. Just a mess of a team.
Don't think we didn't notice, Prada! I've got a fun-filled week in May with your name on it.