Yo. The Knicks are back home tonight to face the Dallas Mavericks. The Mavs are, like, really good and shit. Absolutely no one on the Knicks can guard Dirk Nowitzki, and the Mavs have the manpower at center to shut down Eddy Curry. I usually try to give some keys to winning but, well, I can't possibly imagine a scenario in which the Knicks win this game. The best concept I could give you would involve fire, a pit of alligators, and Avery Johnson's family, but it seems unlikely. Clyde did predict a magical win for us, though, so we'll see what happens.
This is a game thread, so post all comments about the game, alligator pits, peach pits, armpits, Brad Pitts, and Pittsburgh as the night goes on. I'll be back later with your recap. Go Knicks. Peace.
UPDATE: I should start doing this more, but SB Nation has a fantastic Mavericks site, Mavs Moneyball. Check it out when you get the chance.