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The Knicks Personality Test!

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Answer the questions and  determine which Knick your personality best fits. Do it to it.

1. The ball is passed to you. What do you do?
A. Hesitate. Should I shoot it? I shot the last one. Maybe I should pass this time. Yeah, I'll pass. Why not shoot, though?
B. Dribble for 22 seconds and then shoot a fadeaway.
C. No one passes me the ball. I get the ball when I choose to, motherfucker. I'm so high right now.
D. Nothing. What's the point?
E. Eat it.

2. You are challenged to a fight. How do you react?
A. Take your mouthguard out and try to look mean. Cry for help on the inside.
B. Sprain your ankle.
C. Windmill attack.
D. No reaction. Doesn't really matter.
E. Invite the instigator to Arby's. If he declines, eat him.

3. Who's your closest friend on the Knicks?
A. David Lee. BFF.
B. Myself. And Satan.
C. What's a Knick?
D. Friends are meaningless.
E. Kelvin Cato.

4. What would you say is your motto?
A. "Follow your dreams." No, "Give 110%". Actually, the first one.
B. "Just give me the damn ball."
C. "Hey, hey, hey. Smoke weed every day."
D. "Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man"
E. "Icecream and cake."

5. What is your preferred nickname?
A. "The Prince of Peach-fuzz"
B. "The Black Hole"
C. "Humpty"
D. Don't have one. Who cares?
E. "Big Snacks."

6. If you were stranded on an island with only one movie, what would it be?
A. The Flamingo Kid
B. Snow Dogs
C. Biodome
D. Eraserhead
E. Goodburger

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Check out your answers. If you have...

Mostly "A"- You are Channing Frye. You're shy, well-meaning, and loyal.

Mostly "B"- You are Steve Francis. You are the human equivalent of the plague.

Mostly "C"- You are Renaldo Balkman. You love to laugh and would probably test positive right now.

Mostly "D"- You are a nihilist. You suck.

Mostly "E"- You are Jerome James. You are large and often jovial.