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Farewell, Channing.

It's been a good two years. You gave us hope, joy, disappointment, and fury, with lots of laughs in between. Here's the first ever official P&T farewell to a good guy and a hard worker, Channing Frye.

We'll miss: Channing's automatic stroke when he didn't hesitate.
We won't miss: His tendency to hesitate.

We'll miss: Channing's scraggly 'stache.
We won't miss: His slimy mouthguard.

We'll miss: Channing's corneal abrasion. (Sport Glasses!)
We won't miss: His sprained knee ligament in '06

We'll miss: Channing's charitable nature.
We won't miss: "Sometimes, dinner was just crackers."

We'll miss: Channing's encounter with Filipino cuisine
We won't miss: His kung fu moves. Just kidding. We'll miss those too.

We'll miss: The clutch J against Detroit
We won't miss: Overall unclutchness in most other games.

Anyway, Posting and Toasting wishes Channing Frye well in Portland and anywhere else he goes, and expects great things from him in the future. Peace, Chan.

This photo tells you everything you need to know about Channing Frye. Note the eyes.

(I know what some of you might be asking, and the answer is no, I'm not going to do that. The person you're thinking of never played for the Knicks.)