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Cash Rules Everything Around the Knicks

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The numbers are in, and the Knicks owe $45,152,002 in luxury tax. That's more than six times the next-highest payers, the Mavericks. I don't really care, to be honest. If James Dolan is willing to spend money like it ain't no thang, then more power to him. My real question is what those 2 spent dollars are at the end. Some guesses on what those two bucks paid for:

  • Little Debbie brownies and a can of Mountain Dew for Jerome James
  • Rolling papers for Humpty
  • A bell for Nate's Big Wheels
  • Randolph Morris
  • Long-distance phone call between Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley
  • A bag of rubber bands for Humpty's dreads
  • Razors for Channing Frye (poor quality)
  • Salary of the writer of the "Garden of Dreams" commercials
  • Can of Lysol for the aftermath of Kelvin Cato's "SBD's".
  • Library fine for Jared Jeffries' overdue copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
You guys are more creative than I am...what were those two bucks spent on? Leave your guesses in the comments.