The numbers are in, and the Knicks owe $45,152,002 in luxury tax. That's more than six times the next-highest payers, the Mavericks. I don't really care, to be honest. If James Dolan is willing to spend money like it ain't no thang, then more power to him. My real question is what those 2 spent dollars are at the end. Some guesses on what those two bucks paid for:
- Little Debbie brownies and a can of Mountain Dew for Jerome James
- Rolling papers for Humpty
- A bell for Nate's Big Wheels
- Randolph Morris
- Long-distance phone call between Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley
- A bag of rubber bands for Humpty's dreads
- Razors for Channing Frye (poor quality)
- Salary of the writer of the "Garden of Dreams" commercials
- Can of Lysol for the aftermath of Kelvin Cato's "SBD's".
- Library fine for Jared Jeffries' overdue copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince