Editor's note: Rickybrunson went ahead and ruined the fun (just kidding, P&T loves you.). This entire post is moot. Read the comments for the likely truth from the more observant Brunson. Barnesgasm and I will now get our ears checked.
Barnesgasm breaks this down a helluva lot better than I do, so I'll give you the short story. After putting up a monster summer league effort on his birthday, Renaldo "Humpty" Balkman, 23, of Planet Lovetron was interviewed by Gus Johnson and Walt Frazier. Humpty had this to say:
I don't know if I was clear enough, but go read about this at Son of Dippin. In fact, you might as well just read SoD instead of this blog. I know I do.