We're mired in the slowest days of the NBA calendar, but here are a few points of interest to liven up the downtime.
- We still need somebody to write the commemorative Scrubdown post on Qyntel Woods. Come on. The profile of a pot-smoking, dog-fighting journeyman with a questionable set of vowels in his first name practically writes itself.
- Similarities found between James Dolan's strict media policy of old and...Communist China. Awesome.
- Missing Isiah Thomas a little? Catch up with your former GM, courtesy of SLAM's Russ Bengston and Jake Appleman. A taste:
11:46 a.m. Wakes up in cold sweat screaming "DON’T EAT HIM, JEROME, HE’S GOT A GUARANTEED CONTRACT!" 12:01 p.m. Sexually harasses television. 12:14 p.m. Heads into city for lunch. 1:38 p.m. Spends entire midlevel exception on meal. Calls Jim Dolan ("the whiskered one") to officially make it a business lunch. No one picks up—of course, it’s before 7 p.m. Bills Knicks anyway.
- Let me make it clear that, unless he's wearing a suit and tie, Allan Houston should have nothing to do with the Knicks organization.
- David Lee's already got a nice lead over Eduardo Najera, but needs your help in the second round of Hoops Addict's Floor Burn Tournament.
And that's all she wrote. Pretty light today. Enjoy your Wednesday and I'll see your sweet asses later.