It's here, everybody. The long-awaited matchup between the New York Knicks and Maccabi Tel Aviv will go down this afternoon at Madison Square Garden. Dreidels will be spun. Vegas bets will be made in chocolate gelt. Nice Jewish boys and girls will abandon their upbringings for the intrigue of Danilo Gallinari.
Knicks. Jews*. 1 p.m. MSG. Are you ready?
*Really, though, the team's like half goyim. Check the depth chart. Some names you might recognize: Stephane Lasme, Alan Anderson, D'Or Fischer, David Bluthenthal, and...Maciej Lampe!!! Watch out.