Buenas noches, puppies. The Knicks are in Orlando tonight to face the league-leading Magic for the second time in the past week. In the previous meeting, D'Antoni's li'l rascals hung around for about a half, but eventually succumbed to Orlando's three-point shooting. It'd be fantastically well if the Knicks could continue this wave of giant-killing and upset the Magic, but I'm not counting on it. Nevertheless, I forgot to mention that I sat in a different chair for last night's game, and will do the same tonight. If my new seating choice begets a second victory over a contender, it's gonna be a monumental turn of events.
Stop by at 7:00 for comments (I'd love if we could get as many as last night, if not more), and check out 3QC for some truly superior blogsmanship.
Meanwhile, a brief and pretty poor joke of mine opened the floodgates of creativity in the recap comments section. Per the request of users, I'm gonna open up the pre-game thread to voting and discussion for last night's ideas of what Darko Milicic's DNP-BHWCSIYMHPGT last night.
The actual answer? After the jump.
Darko Milicic- Did Not Play- Because He Would Choke Somebody If You Made Him Play Garbage Time
Told y'all it wasn't that funny.
Poll
Darko Milicic was a DNP-BHWCSIYMHPGT last night. What does that stand for?
This poll is closed
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3%
Because He Was Callin Shit In Your Mother’s House Pre Game Time (XLII)
(3 votes) -
16%
DNP - Because He Was Caught Smokin' In Your Momma's House Playing Gran Turismo (Chris Child's Fist)
(16 votes) -
10%
Did Not Play – Because He Cant Score In Your Monday Heady Parapalegic Group Therapy (spinningandwinning)
(10 votes) -
7%
Did Not Play Because He Was Calling Serbia In Yellow Mumu Housecoat Pre Game Time (fuhry)
(7 votes) -
11%
Did Not Play- Balls Hurt When Crying, Serbia Is Your Mother, However Please Go There (mindfeck)
(11 votes) -
8%
DNP – Because He Was Caught Screaming "I’m Your Mama", Halting Pre-Game Tea. (gbaked)
(8 votes) -
3%
Did Not Play Because He Was Caught Sniffing In Your Mommas Hefty Purse Goo (nygmp42)
(3 votes) -
31%
Did Not Play Because He Was Caught Sniffing Isiah’s Yayo Mocking Harrington in a Pre Game Thong (FreeBradshaw)
(31 votes) -
11%
DNP- Because he was chasing strumpets in your mom’s hot pink Geo Tracker (Anthony Bonner's Subpoena)
(11 votes)