Buenas noches, puppies. The Knicks are in Orlando tonight to face the league-leading Magic for the second time in the past week. In the previous meeting, D'Antoni's li'l rascals hung around for about a half, but eventually succumbed to Orlando's three-point shooting. It'd be fantastically well if the Knicks could continue this wave of giant-killing and upset the Magic, but I'm not counting on it. Nevertheless, I forgot to mention that I sat in a different chair for last night's game, and will do the same tonight. If my new seating choice begets a second victory over a contender, it's gonna be a monumental turn of events.
Stop by at 7:00 for comments (I'd love if we could get as many as last night, if not more), and check out 3QC for some truly superior blogsmanship.
Meanwhile, a brief and pretty poor joke of mine opened the floodgates of creativity in the recap comments section. Per the request of users, I'm gonna open up the pre-game thread to voting and discussion for last night's ideas of what Darko Milicic's DNP-BHWCSIYMHPGT last night.
The actual answer? After the jump.
Darko Milicic- Did Not Play- Because He Would Choke Somebody If You Made Him Play Garbage Time
Told y'all it wasn't that funny.
Darko Milicic was a DNP-BHWCSIYMHPGT last night. What does that stand for?
This poll is closed
Because He Was Callin Shit In Your Mother’s House Pre Game Time (XLII)
DNP - Because He Was Caught Smokin' In Your Momma's House Playing Gran Turismo (Chris Child's Fist)
Did Not Play – Because He Cant Score In Your Monday Heady Parapalegic Group Therapy (spinningandwinning)
Did Not Play Because He Was Calling Serbia In Yellow Mumu Housecoat Pre Game Time (fuhry)
Did Not Play- Balls Hurt When Crying, Serbia Is Your Mother, However Please Go There (mindfeck)
DNP – Because He Was Caught Screaming "I’m Your Mama", Halting Pre-Game Tea. (gbaked)
Did Not Play Because He Was Caught Sniffing In Your Mommas Hefty Purse Goo (nygmp42)
Did Not Play Because He Was Caught Sniffing Isiah’s Yayo Mocking Harrington in a Pre Game Thong (FreeBradshaw)
DNP- Because he was chasing strumpets in your mom’s hot pink Geo Tracker (Anthony Bonner's Subpoena)