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Game Thread: Knicks at Magic- 12/2/09


Buenas noches, puppies. The Knicks are in Orlando tonight to face the league-leading Magic for the second time in the past week. In the previous meeting, D'Antoni's li'l rascals hung around for about a half, but eventually succumbed to Orlando's three-point shooting. It'd be fantastically well if the Knicks could continue this wave of giant-killing and upset the Magic, but I'm not counting on it. Nevertheless, I forgot to mention that I sat in a different chair for last night's game, and will do the same tonight. If my new seating choice begets a second victory over a contender, it's gonna be a monumental turn of events.

Stop by at 7:00 for comments (I'd love if we could get as many as last night, if not more), and check out 3QC for some truly superior blogsmanship.

Meanwhile, a brief and pretty poor joke of mine opened the floodgates of creativity in the recap comments section. Per the request of users, I'm gonna open up the pre-game thread to voting and discussion for last night's ideas of what Darko Milicic's DNP-BHWCSIYMHPGT last night.

The actual answer? After the jump.

Darko Milicic- Did Not Play- Because He Would Choke Somebody If You Made Him Play Garbage Time

Told y'all it wasn't that funny.


Darko Milicic was a DNP-BHWCSIYMHPGT last night. What does that stand for?

This poll is closed

  • 3%
    Because He Was Callin Shit In Your Mother’s House Pre Game Time (XLII)
    (3 votes)
  • 16%
    DNP - Because He Was Caught Smokin' In Your Momma's House Playing Gran Turismo (Chris Child's Fist)
    (16 votes)
  • 10%
    Did Not Play – Because He Cant Score In Your Monday Heady Parapalegic Group Therapy (spinningandwinning)
    (10 votes)
  • 7%
    Did Not Play Because He Was Calling Serbia In Yellow Mumu Housecoat Pre Game Time (fuhry)
    (7 votes)
  • 11%
    Did Not Play- Balls Hurt When Crying, Serbia Is Your Mother, However Please Go There (mindfeck)
    (11 votes)
  • 8%
    DNP – Because He Was Caught Screaming "I’m Your Mama", Halting Pre-Game Tea. (gbaked)
    (8 votes)
  • 3%
    Did Not Play Because He Was Caught Sniffing In Your Mommas Hefty Purse Goo (nygmp42)
    (3 votes)
  • 31%
    Did Not Play Because He Was Caught Sniffing Isiah’s Yayo Mocking Harrington in a Pre Game Thong (FreeBradshaw)
    (31 votes)
  • 11%
    DNP- Because he was chasing strumpets in your mom’s hot pink Geo Tracker (Anthony Bonner's Subpoena)
    (11 votes)
100 votes total Vote Now