Some of these responses, as BK mentions, are way too fitting.
Also, if Marcus Landry plays bass, who fills out that Knicks band? Nate Robinson on drums is a shoe-in, if you ask me. Gallo's gotta be the lead singer. For some reason, I see Wilson Chandler on keys and Toney Douglas ripping the occasional saxophone/melodica solo. Darko Milicic is the brooding, reclusive guitarist/songwriter. Jonathan Bender rocks the bongos, but makes the occasional appearance on mandolin. And yes, I'm also envisioning some twisted dream hybrid of The Band and The Roots in this fantasy.