Evenin', pork chops. It'll be the short-handed Knicks (Yes Amar'e, no Chandler or Extra E) versus the short-handed Pistons (no Stuckey, Hamilton, or Wallace) tonight in New York. Woo! Anthony Randolph and Timofey Mozgov might play! Woo! Tipoff's at 7:30. Until then, I'll be over here trying to figure out this new phone.