Dear The Knicks,
Please don't get involved. Please just do the Tyson Chandler stuff and step back and play basketball free of controversy. I just want to see what this team can do without some other nonsense clouding their performance. Foul, regrettable things are being done-- history is being made-- and you have the opportunity to skirt it entirely. Wouldn't that be a lovely departure from eras past? Please don't get involved.
Yours,
Seth