Raptors, eh? I heard they can open doors.
Odds and ends!
- The Raptors suck, they suck on the road, and they've sucked against the Knicks this season. They did just beat the Magic, though, and they have exactly the kind of hyper-athletic frontcourt that could outwork the Knicks and make easy plays inside. Reggie Evans, Amir Johnson, Ed Davis...these are exactly the kind of guys that could kill New York. Tonight won't be easy.
- Jared Zwerling notes that that hustle and rebounding ability is exactly what upset the Magic the other night.
- The Raps are playing without Jose Calderon and Andrea Bargnani these days, so that's good.
- This was fun.
Wassup with the Raptors!?
From Adam Francis of Raptors HQ:
If I had to sum up the 2010-11 Toronto Raptors' season in one word it would be "uncertainty."
The team has been terrible for sure with only 21 wins, but is no lock unfortunately for a top 3 lottery pick and therefore what looks to be a true impact player, has a coach with an option on his contract and a GM that needs to make said coaching decision without having a firm commitment from the organization himself!
Add on the possible sale of the team by the current majority ownership group, a bevy of "intriguing" yet completely unproven young players, and a slew of injuries that rivalled the Milwaukee Bucks' situation and you've got a lot more questions after the season concludes than answers.
DeMar DeRozan and Amir Johnson have taken steps forward in terms of their respective games, but is either a starting calibre player on a contending team?
It's hard to say at this point.
And while Ed Davis has been a pleasant surprise, and players like Jerryd Bayless and James Johnson have shown flashes, other players like Sonny Weems and Linas Kleiza who were expected to offer larger contributions, have indeed disappointed.
And we won't even get into the trials and tribulations of Andrea Bargnani.
The bottom line is that the future of this team suddenly looks to be as murky as it's ever been, and it may take a few seasons before fans can truly get a clear idea of the direction its headed, especially with the potential of an NBA work stoppage looming.
Know the Opponent!
#50 Solomon Alabi- Solomon spends his time on the bench reading and reciting Kafka while wishing that Ed Davis and Amir Johnson would turn into insects.
#20 Leandro Barbosa- Leandro, if given time, will latch on to an opponent, insert his feeding tube deep into his skin, and gorge himself on man blood.
#5 Jerryd Bayless- Jerryd eschews Canadian currency for his own homemade "Bayle$$ Alexis Ajinca, who happily accepts them as payment for his maid services.", which are printed on paper napkins and emblazoned with an image of his face. So far, they've been rejected by everybody in Toronto except
#32 Ed Davis- Ed can name every type of spaniel, including the extinct ones.
#0 Joey Dorsey- Joey, like many Americans, sleepwalks. Joey, unlike many Americans, has been known to topple and consume entire statues while somnambulant.
#11 Linas Kleiza- When the Raptors visited London, Linas was forced to sign autographs and pose for pictures with several dozen Brits who were convinced they'd seen him in a Guy Ritchie film.
Adventures in Impersonating Andrea Bargnani on Omegle!
Stranger: how r u thereYou: i am well. how are you?Stranger: fine thxStranger: male here whats u thereYou: i am andreaStranger: andrea is ur name ?You: yesStranger: okay u can call me EricYou: okay, ericStranger: is andrea a boys name or a girlsYou: in this case, it is a boy's name.You: i'm from italy. shit's crazy there.Stranger: beijing hereYou: that's cool. i didn't get to go there for the olympics. : (Your conversational partner has disconnected.
A Starting Five of Non-Raptors!
PG- Jose Calderón, Panamanian soccer goalie.
SG- James Johnson, sci-fi novelist.
SF- Julian Wright, academic historian.
PF- Ed Davis, outlaw.
C- Reggie Evans, former Washington Redskin.
(Sixth man: This suit of armor that I've named "Sonny Weems")
If Jose Calderon was actually a velociraptor!
Here is a picture of the opposing coach!
And now you know about Raptors!