As editor of "this century's sexiest, most influential Knicks blog" (Time Magazine's words, not my own), I get a lot of unusual requests from readers. Let's open the mailbag...
I'm a big Knicks fan, but was in a soup-induced coma from 1990 until 2000. Is there an item out there that you could find me, like maybe a YouTube video, that could quickly expose me to everybody who played for the Knicks during those years? If possible, could they be in alphabetical order by first name?
Candace, New York
Are there any good videos on the internet about all of the Knicks from the '90s, listed in alphabetical order by first name and set to the "Canon Knicks Game Night" theme song? If so, do any of them end with a photo of Chris Childs punching Kobe Bryant in the throat with the caption "Two piece...and NO BISCUIT !!!!!".
I need something to which I can masturbate.
Raul, New York City
DEAR BOLG PROPRIETOR
IAM A CANNIBLA AND IF YOU DON OT FIND A VIDEO OF ALL THE KNICKS FROM THE 90S I WILL COME TO YHOUR HOUSE AND EAT YORU LEGS
THERE ABETTER NOT BEA PICTURES OF BEN DAVIS OR CARLTON MCKINNEY OR ROANNIE GRANDISON JUST THERI NUMBERS OR IW ILL BITE YOU ONY YOUR EYES
ALSOA I PREFER UNORTHODOX METHODS FOF COLLATION
LOUSI, TEH BIG PAPPLE
I aim to please, and after many sleepless nights spent scouring YouTube, I think I've found something to please these readers.
I haven't done much checking yet, but this seems pretty thorough. In fact, as an individual who could barely sit still without crying or vomiting until like 1992, I didn't recognize a few of these names. So, well done, YouTube citizen SgtFletch313! P&T's readers are most appreciative.
End the lockout, please.