Hurricane Sandy defeated Amar'e Stoudemire's car.

As our beloved friend Jim says, this week has not been kind to Amar'e Stoudemire (another beloved friend). First, he got the immensely frustrating news that his crap-filled left knee requires debridement surgery. Now, via Beyond The Buzzer, we see that he got hit by Hurricane Sandy as well:

Oof. That appears to be the Range Rover (Rang'e Rover?) we last saw chaperoning an infirm Spudd to the veterinarian last year (I see Amar'e's face in this photo, but not his body. Where is it?). I'm pretty sure Amar'e can get himself a new Range Rover-- if he doesn't already have another one lying around-- but still...rough, rough week.