Photo: LA Dawson
Good afternoon, children. I hope you're well. I hope your family members and friends and acquaintances and pets and belongings are also well. Want to look at some links? Of course you do. Take the jump, you rascal.
- "Map turtles" are called such because the patterns on their shells are apparently map-like in appearance. I was hoping that Alabama map turtles got their name because they had maps of Alabama on their shells, but it's just because they live in Alabama.
- I found this quite funny. If you don't find it funny, then don't mind me.
- So, I think Dan Gadzuric is trying to tell us that he drank some coffee and then pooped a lot.
- I considered doing this but decided it was too depressing. KnicksBricks did not share my qualms. Here are the Five Worst Losses of the Year. If I may quibble: Game One against the Heat was MUCH worse than Game Three, I thought. Otherwise, I think this is a pretty solid list.
- Amar'e Stoudemire will "take over" the @NBA Twitter account at 7. No idea what that means.
Them's the links! I'll have a thread up later for tonight's playoff action. <3.