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Point/Counterpoint: Did Amar'e Stoudemire bathe in red wine?

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Recovery Day! Red Wine Bath !! #Kinging #Blessed #Hebrews Getting ready for the eighth day feast.

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Point: That can't possibly be red wine, right?

Counterpoint: That does appear to be red wine. The color, the bubbles...that's wine.

Point: Bathing in red wine is not a thing.

Counterpoint: Bathing in red wine is apparently a thing.

Point: Nobody would earnestly bathe in red wine and share a photograph of it with over a million people.

Counterpoint: Amar'e Stoudemire would absolutely do such a thing.

Point: You should take your gold necklace off in the wine bath. It might get stained. Does red wine stain gold?

Counterpoint: There are probably 10 people on Earth who can answer this question and they could all afford to have me murdered without repercussion. Better not ask such questions.

Point: How do you go about acquiring that much red wine? Also, what do you do with it when you're done?

Counterpoint: Those aren't really points, but Amar'e Stoudemire is extremely rich so anything is possible.

Point: I did not know Sukkot had 8 days.

Counterpoint: No counterpoint. Amar'e knows way, way more about Judaism than I do.

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