Hey! Welcome to another episode of Chopped. I'm your host, Seth. Tonight, the Knicks and Rockets will play a basketball game in Houston, where, as Joe pointed out: 1. The Knicks have never won ever probably in all of history 2. There is a player named James Harden who seems perfectly tuned to exploit New York's defensive foibles. The Rockets will be without largeman Dwight Howard and obnoxiousinjurycauseman Patrick Beverley, so that's relatively good.
Tonight's tip-off is at 8. I'm taping this game because, dammit, I paid to be in this rec league and I refuse to miss every single game just because our schedule matches up so unfortunately with the Knicks'. Joe and Jonathan will take care of you post-game, and perhaps I'll check in in the middle of the night or tomorrow morning after I've danced with my DVR.
This is your game thread. This is The Dream Shake. Please don't post large photos, GIFs, or links to illegal streams in the thread. Go the Knicks!