Yet another Knicks loss, described in verse

Poopy-poopy butt.

Poopy-poopy butt-butt.

Poopy-butt, Poopy-butt, fart fart fart.

Fartin', scattin', poopin', crappin'.

Knicks are the poopy kings.

They can do anything.

dooKie

maNure

droppIngs

Crap

Keister

fecEs

numbeR two

Butt

bOoty

flatulenCe

breaK wind

deucE

excRement

To poop, or not to poop. That is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler of the butt to suffer to crap and feces of outrageous Knicks games.

Or to take up arms against a sea of dookie.

And by opposing fart them.

To watch, to Knicks -- No more.

Nets 98, Knicks 93. Recap to come.