Game Thread: Oh my god, the Knicks have another basketball game tonight

[looks at schedule]

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You're serious? Another one? Isn't there some rule that prevents a fourth game in five nights if your team is a bumbling shit beast? The Knicks are really in Detroit to play the Pistons tonight? Really? Not cool, guys.

Yeah, there's a game, and the Knicks might even fuck around and win because the Pistons are pretty bad. Or not. Doesn't matter. Mike Woodson's throwing out a new starting lineup because he is desperate in the most foolish way possible:

Starters tonight at @DetroitPistons : Felton, Smith, Anthony, Stoudemire, Chandler

— NY_KnicksPR (@NY_KnicksPR) March 3, 2014

Whatever. Kenyon Martin could be back in the near future after some plasma-rich platelet procedures, but he should really just take the rest of the year off and save himself.

Tip-off is at 7:30 on MSG. This is your game thread. This is Detroit Bad Boys. Please don't post large photos, GIFs, or links to illegal streams in the thread. Make it quick, Knicks.