Rookie sensation Kristaps Porzingis thrilled his Twitter followers with a lengthy Q & A session on Saturday night. He touched on a variety of topics, including his choice of Halloween costume:
Danny Devito https://t.co/OvmkVSvoNf— Kristaps Porzingis (@kporzee) October 24, 2015
This is the most fantastic idea I've ever seen. Danny DeVito is a true chameleon as an actor, which gives us so many characters to choose from. Let's break down some of the top DeVito costume candidates.
If he wants to impress the ladies -- and we know he does -- he can dress as suave, Twins-era DeVito:
If he wants to be somewhat less suave, he can go as "Whoops ... I dropped my monster condom" DeVito:
If he wants to one-up his teammate Robin Lopez in the comic book cosplay department, he can go as Penguin DeVito:
If he wants to kick it super old school, he can go as One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest DeVito:
For the more avant-garde there's always pencil-mustachioed Death to Smoochy DeVito (maybe fellow rookie Jerian Grant can dress up as Jon Stewart with a bowl cut):
If he wants to entice a more conservative, Spencer Hawes-ian fanbase, he can go as Gun-Toting Local Business Owner DeVito:
If he's a wrestling buff, there's always Trashman DeVito:
But if he really wants to scare people this Halloween, there can be only one choice: Chil Beauty Pageant Host DeVito:
Have any more costume ideas for Kristaps? Let us know in the comments.