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Everyone agrees: Kristaps Porzingis is tall as shit

Him's tall as a doody.

Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports

The word is out. Kristaps Porzingis is legit. Still young with lots to prove and room to grow, he should be 900 feet tall sooner than you think. It's highly likely that when they were traded for one another JR Smith and Lou Amundson met each other halfway between Cleveland and New York to steam a green goblin together.

They also share a very particular glowing ruby of sentiment:

JR, vivid as ever, gets right down to the heart of the matter: Kristaps is "tall as shit". Lou was a touch more poetical-minded in his take on Kristaps, saying:

"He's f**** tall as s*** and he's aggressive," Knicks forward Lou Amundson said

So it's settled, everyone that would be fun to chill with agrees that Kristaps is tall as shit. Fly high, young lord.