Hey, guys. Taking the overall Knicks landscape into account, you'd be hard-pressed to find a more ironic injury than Carmelo Anthony, representing the clogs of the past, falling on Kristaps Porzingis' futuristic noggin. However, I tried to find some. Here are some:
--Jerian Grant injuring his shoulder in a collision with Tim Hardaway Jr.
--Jose Calderon getting tangled up in a defensive scrum
--Jeremy Lin being legally committed to an insane asylum
--Jerome James or Eddy Curry being hurt in an actual robbery
--Allan Houston suffering burns at Alonzo Mourning's barbecue
--Larry Johnson cutting his hand on all 4 points of a sharp square
--Kobe Bryant breaking Bernard King's scapula in 61 places
--Walt Frazier walking directly into a pole after being temporarily blinded by the sun reflecting off a pedestrian's silver cape
--Jeff Van Gundy tripping over a smaller man
--Earl "The Pearl" Monroe choking on a bad oyster
--Chris Childs getting injured in childbirth
--Charles Oakley trying to hug a fire
--Danilo Gallinari remaining healthy
--A Fire Extinguisher punching Amar'e Stoudemire
--Carmelo Anthony falling on James Dolan's head