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Injuries More Ironic Than Carmelo Anthony Falling On Kristaps Porzingis' Head




Hey, guys. Taking the overall Knicks landscape into account, you'd be hard-pressed to find a more ironic injury than Carmelo Anthony, representing the clogs of the past, falling on Kristaps Porzingis' futuristic noggin. However, I tried to find some. Here are some:

--Jerian Grant injuring his shoulder in a collision with Tim Hardaway Jr.

--Jose Calderon getting tangled up in a defensive scrum

--Jeremy Lin being legally committed to an insane asylum

--Jerome James or Eddy Curry being hurt in an actual robbery

--Allan Houston suffering burns at Alonzo Mourning's barbecue

--Larry Johnson cutting his hand on all 4 points of a sharp square

--Kobe Bryant breaking Bernard King's scapula in 61 places

--Walt Frazier walking directly into a pole after being temporarily blinded by the sun reflecting off a pedestrian's silver cape

--Jeff Van Gundy tripping over a smaller man

--Earl "The Pearl" Monroe choking on a bad oyster

--Chris Childs getting injured in childbirth

--Charles Oakley trying to hug a fire

--Danilo Gallinari remaining healthy

--A Fire Extinguisher punching Amar'e Stoudemire

--Carmelo Anthony falling on James Dolan's head