Kristaps Porzingis has already shown he can do just about everything for the New York Knicks. But our man isn't merely content to help out the organization on the basketball court; he's ready to fly the dang team jet:
I don't understand how Porzingis can fit into an aircraft at all, let alone the cockpit. Perhaps he is following in the footsteps of legendary big man Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, star of the hit spoof Airplane! Hollywood loves their remakes, and young Kristaps is so damn hot right now: Are we on the verge of Airplane! 2016?
Let me just say this: I'm opposed to 99 percent of all remakes. I will only watch an Airplane! remake under the following conditions:
- The movie stars Kristaps.
- The movie is entirely in Latvian.
- There's an all-Latvian cast (except for Kevin Seraphin, of course).
- These guys are put in charge of the soundtrack.
Ah, hell, I'm already on board with this. Let's start writing the screenplay, shall we?