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Vote the Knicks into the All-Star game

Now's your chance.

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The NBA All-Star Ballot is officially here! Go to your nearest Foot Locker internet cafe and feast your eyes on this puppy! Well, hello! You can vote for any damn body! If you're like me and just cant wait to pit the best Knickerbockers against the flabbiest crabs out West, go vote immediately!

Look how pretty. Knicks win that, no problem-o. Too much lockdown, too much knockdown. Knicks are the All-Stars. This year the festivities take place in Toronto so get your First Down bubble and those neon laced Lugz out of the storage unit, bucko. I think we can launch Kristaps Porzingis into the starting lineup.

Who else deserves to make it? The Machine needs to know.