Final: Pistons 112, Knicks 90

We made it, folks! It got a little hairy at the end there, but the Knicks finally remembered who they were: losers.

Tim Hardaway made things a bit dicey in the third quarter, but the Pistons rallied and the Knicks powered up the tank for one last ride. This 112-90 defeat ensures that New York finishes with the second-worst record in the NBA at 17-65.

Here are the odds. Drink them in:

100% top 5. 88% top 4. 56% top 3. 39% top 2. 20% top.

— Dan L (@KnicksFanBlog) April 16, 2015

If this was Cole Aldrich's final night in the orange and blue, he made it one to remember with 24 points and 15 rebounds. Really, though, we all get a double-double for surviving this season. It wasn't pretty, and I'm sure at least some of you resorted to cannibalism at one point or another, but we have crawled through the river of shit and come on clean on the other side.

Stingy will have the recap later. Excelsior!