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2015 NBA Draft: Phil Jackson speaks about the Knicks' pick of Kristaps Porzingis

Dad leaves the beats with some potent quotables.

Anthony Gruppuso-USA TODAY Sports

Phil Jackson checked in with reporters after selecting Kristaps Porzingis. Lets have a look see at some of his choice cuts. For starters, do you think we'll be running the Triangle next season?

Hey Phil, Phil! Over here, was the pick in flux? Did you make a mistake, or did you not have any other option? What was going through your head trade wise? Also, what do you think of the kid- as a man?

Phil, Frank Isola New York Daily damn news, pal. What's up, I'm trying to boil this dirtbag down somehow, is he like anybody from your crappy past, ya jerk off?

This certainly begs the question, can the kid withstand the illogical torture he might be subjected to?

Well that sounds good and everything. What else? Is this gonna work out right away, or does this kid need some time in the crock pot?

So, is that it? Are we done here?

That should just about do it. Time for one more?

Yea that's plenty.