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Kristaps Porzingis is a Rising Star!

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Young master Porzingis has been named to the Rising Stars game.

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Kristaps Porzingis, modern day Madison Square monolith, has been selected to the Rookie-Sophomore BBVA Rising Stars Game as part of the World team. Huzzah! I guess, in our neighboring Canada, the NBA has decided to make it quite clear who the enemy is. We are the enemy! We must band together against the tyrannical world team.

On second thought, we are the world, because we are Kristaps Porzingis. We are Kristapsologists, and Porzingiphiles together! All for Kristaps and Kristaps for all. United against the Americans! Now lets see who will hold the line with us.

Oh. I guess, the powers that be want the World to lose because we basically have a huge hole in our depth at the guard spot. Where are our guards?! Emmanuel Mudiay should help. Raul Neto is neat. I think it's safe to say that we'll finally get what we've all been waiting for: Point Guardzingis!

On behalf of Posting and Toasting, I'd like to congratulate the two-time Eastern Conference Rookie of the Month, Kristaps Porzingis. A slightly less hearty, but certainly deserved congrats to all the other, lesser beings. Let's show those Americans what we're about! Give the ball to Kristaps.