Rockets 118, Knicks 99: Scenes from a blowout you hopefully skipped to watch the World Series

Many Knicks fans were worried that James Harden and the run-and-gun Houston Rockets would run roughshod over the orange and blue.

And they were absolutely right. The Knicks played like garbage in every facet of the game and lost by the score of

Derrick Rose excited the Garden early with a quick 8 points:

Courtney Lee knocked down a buzzer-beater before halftime to cut a 20-point deficit to 17:

Carmelo Anthony warmed up before the game, I guess:

At one point during the third quarter I went to Safeway looking for ground pork. They didn’t have it, but they had ground bison. What the hell is that about? I live in Virginia, not South Dakota! Why is it so difficult to find ground pork in American supermarkets? Yeah, I can go to the Chinese supermarket and pick it up, but that’s so far out of my way.

What was I talking about again? Oh yeah ... recap to come. Go watch the end of the World Series.