While you were finishing off the last of your leftover turkey and worrying about taking the dog out in this incessant rain, a hero named Matt Hill dropped The Greatest YouTube Video
of the Year Ever.
Like all the very best presents, it immediately and completely fills an enormous aching hole in your life you didn’t even know you had until there was something to fill it. You didn’t know that you were missing a cartoon of Kristaps Porzingis as an NYPD detective, but once you watch it you’ll realize yes, this was needed, and life before was but a hollow shell.
Without further ado, I give you Detective Kristaps:
Since the game of basketball is too easy, Kristaps decides to join the NYPD, where he quickly becomes the city’s best detective ... until he is framed for a crime he didn’t commit. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll learn some valuable lessons.