As with any drug, Kristaps Porzingis requires a steady buildup in your bloodstream; otherwise, your eyeballs will simply melt out of their sockets. This presents a problem for Knicks fans, as we haven't watched him play for at least a week. We need a quick Kristaps fix just to keep our hearts from exploding the first time he dunks over the Brooklyn Nets on Friday night.
Here's your Kristaps fix, my friends:
oh my goodness where has this video been my entire life pic.twitter.com/VuUcb0Qvuz— Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) February 19, 2016
No words ... should have sent ... a poet.
Little is known about this video, except that it must have been shot while Porzingis was still playing for Club Baloncesto Sevilla in Spain. The three dancers are Kristaps, his former teammate (and Knicks prospect) Willy Hernangomez, and what appears to be a Czech player named Ondřej Balvín. The song, of course, is "What Is Love" from
the band just one guy named Haddaway.
Thank you for this, The Internet.