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Breaking 'Staps: Mike Malone says Kristaps Porzingis's name

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He is the one who put-back dunks.

INT. THE MEETING

February 2, 2016. The desert outside Albuquerque, NM. Denver Nuggets coach Mike Malone, along with center Nikola Jokic, encounter the mysterious Porzenberg and his two associates, Jesse Pinkman and Mike Ehrmentraut.

PORZENBERG

Now you listen to me. You've got the greatest young big man in America right here. I've got 13.9 points, 7.7 rebounds and 1.9 blocks worth of product, ready to go. Are you ready?

MIKE MALONE

(Laughing)

Who the hell are ya?

PORZENBERG

You know. You all know exactly who I am.

Say my name.

MIKE MALONE

PORZENBERG

I'm the Latvian Unicorn. I'm the man who killed the Thunder's frontcourt.

MIKE MALONE

Bullshit.

PORZENBERG

You sure?

Malone's partner pulls out his cell phone, shows Malone this clip:

PORZENBERG

That's right. Now ... say my name.

MIKE MALONE

Kristaps Porzingis.

PORZENBERG

You're goddamn right.

END SCENE