The Knicks (no, not those Knicks) travel to Portland (no, not that Portland) to take on the Maine Red Claws. The game is available on YouTube starting at 7 p.m.
The Red Claws are the D-League affiliate of the Boston Celtics, so this is by far the biggest sporting event on Earth this evening. The Warriors and Thunder play at 9 p.m., which could also be pretty fun, I guess.
Enjoy yoselves, and be good to one another.