Nuggets 101, Knicks 96: Scenes from a good old-fashioned Knicks poop ride

The New York Knicks continued to ride their carnival clown-coaster all the way to loser town, falling to the Nuggets, 101-96.

Did they come back from a huge deficit? Of course. Did they miss a potential game-tying shot? Naturally. Who even cares at this point?

Kristaps Porzingis lost his damn mind in the third quarter, dropping 13 points on every manner of jumper known to man:

The #Knicks snatched momentum in the 3Q fueled by @kporzee scoring 13 of his 19. NYK 79 DEN 77 4Q. #NYKvsDEN pic.twitter.com/HPOOrU8wwP

— NEW YORK KNICKS (@nyknicks) February 7, 2016

8-0 run from the #Knicks & Denver’s lead down to 68-67 w/ 5:07 left in the 3Q! #NYKvsDEN pic.twitter.com/l4DmMvo2C0

— NEW YORK KNICKS (@nyknicks) February 7, 2016

Kristaps for 3️⃣ https://t.co/WPo5TrXjx5

— vineydelnegro (@vineydelnegro) February 7, 2016

But then he and Carmelo Anthony couldn't get it going in the fourth. No Knick could. No Knick ever has, or ever will. Honestly, not much else happened besides that.

Recap to come. Eat some fattening foods in the meantime.