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Carmelo Anthony and Lou Amundson are the stars of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film

It's a fact.

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As far as I can tell, the upcoming blockbuster Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows is a film about the New York Knicks, with the occasional CGI turtle and the Green Arrow thrown in.

We already know that Carmelo Anthony is the star of the film, alongside Will Arnett and supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio ... at least according to this clip:

The witty repartee between two highly-skilled actors in Melo and Arnett is clearly the highlight of the film, but this is still a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, so y'all are probably asking yourselves: "Where the hell is Lou Amundson?"

Don't worry, folks, there's plenty of Sweet Lou to go around:

Here is Amundson, the 21st-century Charlie Chaplin, showing off his patented slipping-on-a-pizza routine with DeAndre Jordan. Bonus points for the quick flash of former Knick Quincy Acy. I guess this means the turtles were watching a game during the 2014-15 season, which might explain why they are always violent.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows will hit theaters on June 3rd. Lou Amundson better start clearing space on his mantle for that "Best Supporting Actor" Oscar.