Kristaps Porzingis is the unquestioned prince of New York. And, like any prince, he needs a suitable palace from which to look down on the unwashed peasants, and occasionally to spit on us when the mood strikes.
The young unicorn spent much of his time out in Westchester last season, but now he's moving on down to the West Side (Midtown West, to be exact), to a deee-lux corner penthouse apartment in the sky, according to Jennifer Gould.
He finally got a piece of the piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee.
But fear not, fans of the other Porzingis Bros., he's bringing them along as well:
He also nabbed another two high-floor units for his two brothers, Martins and Janis, because "they are close and like to be near each other," a source said.
Hopefully he has a kitchen large enough for his mother to cook his Latvian breakfast, the ultimate performance-enhancing drug.
In a show of team solidarity, Porzingis's new digs also sport a basketball court designed by none other than Carmelo Anthony. These guys are always thinking of one another:
.@nyknicks @Kporzee #KnicksFam #StayMe7o pic.twitter.com/YWvpHFWLk2— Carmelo Anthony (@carmeloanthony) May 28, 2016
So please, Knicks fans, if you happening to be passing by Kristaps's new 'hood, do not disturb him. But feel free to throw rose petals on the sidewalk -- we can't have him walking on bare concrete, after all.