Olympics Game Thread: USA vs. Serbia- 08/12/16

Carmelo Anthony, Olympic god, takes the court with his sons on Team USA when they take on Serbia.

The Serbians won’t be pushovers. They have Nikola Jokic, the Denver Nuggets rookie who, according to some deluded bastards, had a better season than Kristaps Porzingis. Melo will surely punish Jokic’s entire country for that kind of hubris.

This is your game thread. Tip-off is 6 p.m. ET and the game will be broadcast on NBC Sports Network (NBCSN for short).

I regret that I have but one 7ife to give for my country!