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The P&T guide to celebrating Kristaps Porzingis's birthday

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Our unicorn is becoming an adult unicorn!

Wearing unicorn designs on Porzingis's birthday is a must.
Wearing unicorn designs on Porzingis's birthday is a must.
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Tuesday marked the 21st anniversary of the seminal moment in human history: the birth of Kristaps Porzingis. It's a solemn occasion, and Kristaps deserves to be honored in whichever way you think best.

The Knicks made a confetti-laden Twitter post:

It was retweeted by teammate and good buddy Willy Hernangomez, who clearly knows what's up.

Elsewhere on the Interwebs, Tommy Beer put together a nice tribute:

In Hollywood, actress and (presumable) Porzingis fan Margot Robbie paid tribute by wearing a stunning unicorn dress to the premiere of her latest film, Suicide Squad:

As for this reporter, the celebration of Kristaps's birthday was an intensely personal, emotional affair. I awoke at dawn, and spent hours meditating on what it means to keep calm like Kristaps Porzingis.

Then I watched this defensive highlight package and cried my eyes out:

Then I watched these offensive highlight videos and cried some more:

Then I took a nap, exhausted from all the crying. Then I woke up and had a chicken cheese steak.

How about you, dear readers? How did you celebrate Kristaps's birthday. Let us know in the comments.