By all accounts Carmelo Anthony had yet another successful charity and team-building event in Puerto Rico last weekend. Naturally, the Carmelo Anthony Foundation put together a nice little promo video of their Rum & Rain dinner party, full of Knicks dancing and acting like fools.
It wouldn’t be a Carmelo Anthony Foundation promo without a slow-motion clip of Melo smoking a big ol’ cigar:
It’s one of the more delightful of Melo’s many quirks. I can see him sending the video editor post-production notes: Where are the cigar shots? There must be cigar shots!
Here we have Melo and Kiyan being adorable:
I can never get enough footage of Lance Thomas partying. Dude is the Steve Urkel of the Knicks:
Courtesy of La La’s Snapchat, we learned that Melo calls Kyle O’Quinn “Bill Cartwright” and that O’Quinn likes to dance rather intimately with various shrubs.
Melo & Kyle O'Quinn in PR, gone off that brown water pic.twitter.com/Ny9ia0WHnq— Haze (@GodSon83) September 12, 2016
Good trip, fellas. Though we’re still not sure whether or not Maurice Ndour actually showed up. All we have is one photo and a host of conspiracy theories.
Plumlee, Ndour?, Holiday, Lee, Jennings, O'Quinn, Thomas, Rose, Vujacic, Melo, Hornacek, Mills pic.twitter.com/LyBtnJhOTz— NYK Information (@NYKinformation) September 11, 2016
The truth is out there.