If you were born yesterday, I have terrifying truths to tell about the life and times you’ve inherited. On the plus side, the Knicks are good and mailbags are a-plenty. The last time those two stars both appeared in our Friday Night Knicks skies was...(buffering)...NEVER! Whoa!
Wondering what the new ceiling for Kristaps Porzingis may be (trick question: the limit does not exist!!!)? Tired of all the posers posing trick-ass nicknames for Frank Ntilikina? Do ye seek one moniker to rule them all? Curious what kind of side hustles Joakim Noah could/should/must dabble in while on indefinite paid leave? Take advantage of this rare cosmic event and send in your questions, your queries, your hypotheticals and your boldest balderdash, either in the comment section below or on Facebook or Twitter. Come get some.