Who wants a new podcast episode!?
/cups ear theatrically
WHO. WANTS. A NEW.
/runs to different parts of court while cupping ear theatrically in desperate attempt to coax enthusiasm out of deflated crowd
That’s what I thought you said!
/Loads brand new podcast episode featuring Dan Devine of Ball Don’t Lie into podcast gun
You guys like topics?
CAUSE WE’VE GOT TOPICS!
This week we talk tank vs. no tank, the correct pronunciation of “Hornacek,” Phil Jackson's definition of success, life finding a way, seasonal affective disorder, Derek Fisher's interview, praying for amnesty, arousing the crowd, and MORE!
/fires pod ‘sode into least apathetic section of crowd
/aggressively skips around court clapping and shouting with terrifyingly false enthusiasm that only serves to heighten the misery of trailing the Magic by 800 points at halftime
/fires iTunes link out of pod ‘sode cannon
/fires Stitcher link out of pod ‘sode cannon