It is an honor and a privilege to announce that Matt Miranda is the first Frozen Envelope guest to appear two weeks in a row.
I think you all know what that means.
Congratulations, Matt! I look forward to forcibly removing you from my apartment, having you arrested, and baselessly accusing you of alcoholism 20 years from now.
Until then I suggest we all listen to this week’s ‘sode, in which Matt and I ponder: How disrespectful is silence? What should go into a 2016-17 Knicks time capsule? Is a yam still a yam if you fall down while yamming?
There’s more, of course, but this is a podcast, not a long read. You’re going to have to use your ears if you want to finish it. You can still consume it while you poop (gross!), but your eyes are no longer required.