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Greetings, Earthlings. This week is a quick buzz as we follow the saga of Willy Hernangomez’s haircut.
Willy himself begins:
Maybe this isn’t a great idea?
Uh oh, visitors. Not good.
You’d be a little nervous too, admit it.
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But betrayal comes from where you least expect it. Or for regular readers, from exactly where you’d expect it. Mindaugas Kuzminskas.
(Question: was Kuz taking all the pictures?)
Moral of the story: Don’t get your hair cut at the team practice facility. Maurice Ndour knows: keep your stylist separate.
Kuz also had a little fun with teaching his teammates some Lithuanian for Independence Day (Lithuanian version). You can tell who must have really bad accents by who needs captions.
Laimingas nepriklausomybės dieną Lietuva!
You may have heard about some snow on the East Coast. Your ‘bockers (many of them from colder climes) were ready (with a little help from their sponsors).
Kuz is a real New Yorker:
and his furry friend is pretty happy too:
Marshall Plumlee is ready:
(That background is fake, right?)
But really no one is as ready for snow as our king, the man who relishes darkness and night, Carmelo Anthony:
Please Me7o, don’t ever change.