Clippers 114, Knicks 105: Scenes from an enjoyable garbage time

Knicks play, Knicks lose. That’s it.

The ‘Bockers held the Los Angeles to a decent (for them) 10-point advantage at halftime, and then got absolutely destroyed in the third quarter. It was so bad, you guys. I’m not even gonna bother looking up the third-quarter score because it’s late as shit — both on the clock and in the season. Just trust me. The Knicks fake-comebacked hard in the fourth. Ron Baker looked pretty good in garbage time and Kristaps Porzingis got some buckets. Those are good things.

They actually completed a lob to Kristaps for maybe the third time all year! It wasn’t a guard who threw the pass of course — it was Justin Holiday.

All in favor of starting Justin Holiday at point guard?

Then again, our man Ron also looked capable of getting the rock in the hands (hooves?) of the Unicorn.

I like watching Lance Thomas flailing around with the ball in his hands; it’s a guilty pleasure.

Recap will probably come tomorrow morning. Dream of lotto balls, children.